"Hey, you got that 20 bucks you owe me for that bet we had about what year Hawaii became a state? You better quit betting, that's twice this month you lost money by getting 'Googoggled'
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 13, 2016
PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
Post
A
Right
Now
Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.
Post
A
Right
Now
Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.
"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' December 24, 2018
Man, you would never believe that that innocent looking, pretty, shy Mormon girl Deena was such a 'DickDiggler', I mean every dude I ever knew has fucked her!
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 03, 2016
I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
Did you see all those sex toys and machines at Chesters house? Ya, who would of thought a nerdy techy like him would be such a horny closet 'Fuckvert'
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
While naked, you straddle a girls back, spread her butt cheeks,dip your nuts in and roll your dick around the small of her back.
"Wow, I thought you were just going to give me a message Mark, I didn't know I was getting the whole 'BackPackage' deal but please don't stop!"
by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 03, 2016
My ex is a complete whack job and the only reason I stayed with her as long as I did was because the sex was absolutely Fuckriffic.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016