Hummbummer

A disappointing absolutely horrific blow job.

As many cocks as she's sucked I was expecting orgasmic bliss when she unzipped me but imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be the worst 'Hummbummer'ever!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

Fuckvert

Short for a perverted fucker.

Did you see all those sex toys and machines at Chesters house? Ya, who would of thought a nerdy techy like him would be such a horny closet 'Fuckvert'

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

Fuckriffic

A Terrific Fuck

My ex is a complete whack job and the only reason I stayed with her as long as I did was because the sex was absolutely Fuckriffic.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

fuckedible

FuckEdible:

An Adjective describing a sexy bitch that you would like to fuck and you just know ,before experiecing, that she has a pussy you know you want to vigorously french kiss the shit out of before you Swack) her all night long. Fuckedible.

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, " your sister sure does look deliciously Fuckedible in that little bikini shes wearing".

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 19, 2017

SPALB

Acronym for:

Sissy Punk Ass Lame Bitch
One of the best things you could say to the face of a convict, exconvict or otherwise, to guarantee a violent response on or about your entire person.

When Knuckles got the new he had 2 months to live and it will be excruciating pain the whole time 'till death, he went to the club and called the Boss man a
'SPALB.
Knuckles suffered no more!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 22, 2016

Gacknasty

When she is so hideous to look At that it makes the back of your throat want to Gack

She was so beautiful before her meth habit turned her into a gacknasty whore.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016