'Mr.Elektrek''s definitions

PARN Pic

PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
Post
A
Right
Now

Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.

"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' December 23, 2018

Spunnoodled

Noodle groovin. Wobbling and twitching like a wet noodle because been tweaked out on meth and hasn't slept in 2 weeks.

Go to bed Deena, your making me dizzy talking to you. Every time you disappear with Joe for a few weeks you always come back all Spunnoodled.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 28, 2016

Stupugly

The human personality characteristic, physical or not, of being both Stupid and Ugly.

She or He can be physicslly 'hot' but as soon as she or he talked I realized she or he was a 'Stupugly' bitch.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 13, 2016

fuckedfrothy

When you first put your cock in her pussy and pump a few times and sperm froth oozes out from her and the more you pump the more froth you make, from your homeboy who just fucked and came in your girl, making it all fuckedfrothy.

I knew homeboy just fucked my girl when she came over and Fucked me and I looked down and saw what looked like whipped cream all over her Pussy, I knew her pussy just got fuckedfrothy.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

throatgurt

The thick slimy yogurt like slobber generated by the throat deep-throating a big cock

You don't need the use any store bought lube. If your girl produces throatgurt by deeothroating your cock

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

PrickDickler

A real obnoxious asshole, that for reasons you can't figure, gets laid by pretty girls all the time.

"Fuck, I can't believe that hotty Deena went home with that asshole Joe, I don't know how that Little 'PrickDickler 'pulls it off!"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

Park and Fark

To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.

I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016