PrickDickler

A real obnoxious asshole, that for reasons you can't figure, gets laid by pretty girls all the time.

"Fuck, I can't believe that hotty Deena went home with that asshole Joe, I don't know how that Little 'PrickDickler 'pulls it off!"

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 03, 2016

Bummhummer

A horrific blow job

I thought there was no bad blow job but Lola sucked my dick and it was a real 'Bummhummer'.
(same as a Hummbummer).

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

PARN Pic

PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
Post
A
Right
Now

Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.

"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' December 23, 2018

Spunnoodled

Noodle groovin. Wobbling and twitching like a wet noodle because been tweaked out on meth and hasn't slept in 2 weeks.

Go to bed Deena, your making me dizzy talking to you. Every time you disappear with Joe for a few weeks you always come back all Spunnoodled.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 28, 2016

Pussywiltowed

A Pussy so ugly that if yo look at while fucking it makes your hard horny cock wilt to complete and utter softness.

"Did you Fuck that pretty little slut Deena?"
"I started to and then 'BAM' I looked down and got immediately Pussywiltowed and even after I turned the lights off still couldn't get the image of her ugly beat up Pussy out of my head."

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 28, 2016

Googoggled

When you get proven wrong based on the answer of a Google search look up. You got 'Googoggled'.

"Hey, you got that 20 bucks you owe me for that bet we had about what year Hawaii became a state? You better quit betting, that's twice this month you lost money by getting 'Googoggled'

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 13, 2016

PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016