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totes mcgoats

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.
by au2016 April 23, 2009
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Urban farmer

A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.
Carly won't shut up about her stupid farm and throwing sheep. What an urban farmer.
by Screw farmville February 11, 2010
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Gleeks

Fans of the TV show Glee, which first aired in May 2009.
We're such Gleeks, we've seen every episode twice.
by Gleeky December 23, 2009
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fax potato

A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.
Dilbert, over in Engineering, is such a fax potato. He sent me 15 faxes this week. What, he can't leave his office to run me a READABLE spec sheet?
by Thor Rudebeck August 22, 2004
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intellectual masturbation

Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone. See also: philosophy

Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.
The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis states that language influences human thought, so that native speakers of different languages think about concepts in incommensurably distinct modes. Linguists and psychologists contend fiercely over the validity of this claim, oblivious to the fact that it is intellectual masturbation.
by samd12345 August 6, 2007
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doppelbangers

A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
Omg they both have bowl cuts and are 6 feet tall. TOTAL doppelbangers.
by flaxypoo April 18, 2010
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lol right?

1. Declaring that something is funny and asking if others agree with you. Usually used in a sarcastic or obvious manner.
Check out that duck taking a shit. lol, right?
by huxtible jones May 14, 2005
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