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shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.
Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008
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Duckface

A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.
"Oh christ, look at that horrific duckface"
"Stop doing that duckface. You look stupid"
by LehFreakshow July 4, 2009
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status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.
Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.
by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010
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Inverse Midas

The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold.
The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe
1. Bill: That guy has the Inverse Midas touch. He can't do anything right
George: Nah, it's just a snafu. Could happen to anyone.

2. George: That guy's just like me, he's got the Inverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
Bill: No George, you fail way worse than this guy.

3. Barry: This oil spill is a catastrophe, BP's engineers really have the Inverse Midas touch
Kim: I have on my big boy glasses
Barry: Sure you do.
by M1LRTYM June 1, 2010
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brodak moment

The perfect time for a picture with only the guys
The guys and I all passed out on the couch last night. It was such a brodak moment.
by Brosef17 May 5, 2009
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bored to debt

when your so bored with life that you just spend money to make your life seem more exciting.
ben: what did you do this weekend man?

craig: i went and applied for a future shop card and bought a new 3d tv and a ps3. also went and got a dirtbike....

ben: you already have a 60" led flat panel, and you live in the middle of the city, why did you go and get all that shit?

craig: i dunno, nothin to do.......was bored to debt
by HecklnDecalr June 1, 2010
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beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt
"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"
by brunette22 February 16, 2006
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