Business Buzzed

an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.
#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
by Joshtown March 06, 2010
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Midnight Munchies

The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
by Bill Tregen March 05, 2010
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Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
by naterooni August 18, 2008
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yardsale

to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them
that two-planker is having a yardsale down there
by Eternity May 28, 2003
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self-defecating

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.
People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.
by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009
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shopped

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
by frothe March 31, 2008
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Talk in Third Person Day

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.
Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."
by bhavik15 November 04, 2009
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