Urban Dictionary

A derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.

The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.

An attempt to stop a hole or leak by filling it with trash.

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

1. A person who stands within the confines of your personal space bubble (causing extreme discomfort) to hold an ordinary conversation, like someone sitting next to you on an airplane would.

2. A person who speaks louder than the current conversation calls for, as if they are trying to talk over a plane's engines.

When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.