the time

Giving the time to someone means having sexual intercourse with that person.
Salinger uses this phrase quite often in his novel, The Catcher in the Rye.

"I don't think he gave that girl the time that night-but damn near."
by Amerz August 24, 2006
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Grand Theft Impairment

The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?

Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
by andytheslash January 24, 2010
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iSmear

A long horizontal smear on the bottom of your Iphone caused from answering a call using the slide bar with a greasy finger.
Mike: Yo maing whats that dirty mark on your iPhone?

Trev: ahh thats just an iSmear from my greasy finger.
by Toffeemon January 04, 2010
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iphone effect

shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.
"Hey, what do you want to order for drinks?" "Not sure, let's see what Imbibe Magazine has for their best beer this month." First iphone comes out of the pocket--enter safari search. Next iphone comes out--enter Facebook post. Third iphone makes an entrance -- the iphone effect has arrived.
by jecole14 November 09, 2009
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oral sex

The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse.

These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.
i got a little piece of heaven last night when i got some sweet oral sex
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
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time vampire

Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.
My computer broke again, I spent all night working on that fucking time vampire.
by Bob Box February 23, 2009
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Dick Offset

Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.

Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
by VoytekTumanov January 23, 2010
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