tree-book

A book printed on dead trees, i.e. paper, as opposed to an e-book, which only exists electronically. Compare with snail mail.
Thomas: Hey, how do you like your new Kindle?
Andrew: I don't know, I haven't used it yet. I'm still trying to finish all the tree-books I'm reading.
by Cesar Augustus March 28, 2010
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college morning

College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"

College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."

College Student A: "Okay!"

THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM

College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"

College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
by gmu2012 March 27, 2010
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pen you in

A play on the phrase "pencil you in" but adds additional emphasis on the intention of the commitment.
remley: hey wanna get some sushi tomorrow?
erica: most deff. i will pen you into my schedule.
by erieee December 14, 2009
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understandment

The combination of understanding and agreement. Used when talking about informal commitment.
we aren't dating but we have an understandment not to fool around with other people.
by Audrey N November 16, 2007
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Masturbatone

The muscle tone one gets from masturbating frequently and rigorously.
"Hey, have you seen Gary? Did he start going to the gym over summer?"

"Are you kidding? That's just masturbatone."

"Wow, he must have masturbated a lot these past few months!"

"This is a really awkward conversation for two people to have about another"
by Creative@College March 20, 2010
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manpanion

1. a male companion; a term used to categorize a male friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation.
2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.
1. Tom has never been married. He loves to spend time with Dick more than anyone. They are great manpanions.
2. He's not looking for commitment. In stead, he has several manpanions.
by kabooom May 09, 2005
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BFD

Matt: Oh! LOOK! Theres President Bush!

Sarah: BFD!
by Tyler Kinch October 16, 2003
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