Urban Dictionary, November 15: engayed

engayed

The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

Did you hear the news? Paul and Tom got engayed. I can't wait for their wedding!

by Dan A. Root March 14, 2006

whom alert

An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.

Jim: So Rob, how's that advanced calculus class going?
Rob: I'm not certain for whom the curriculum was written, but I am definitely far too brilliant to be wasting my time on this tripe.
Jim: That's it, buddy! I'm calling a whom alert on you!

by slaufer January 25, 2006

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curb shame

Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal in the absence of traffic.

I couldn't stand the curb shame any longer so I crossed with everyone else, even though I needed a break from running all around town.

by uniquenowflake8 August 25, 2009

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File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 21, 2011

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aarping

When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.

Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.

by katamos October 20, 2008

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feed the beast

to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.

Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.

A: You coming to the pub mate?
B: Yeah, of course. One minute though, I just gotta feed the beast first.

by BiggyG June 6, 2010

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Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder

A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.

Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."

by BeauFIDAWG June 13, 2011

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