To say/pretend you are someone of stature somewhere else, meaningless and not verifiable where you currently are.

A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.

This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.

However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.

When a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.

A class of media propaganda where entertainment combined with journalism developed for 24-hour television news networks is designed to instill emotional responses from viewers instead of providing facts.

adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless