Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.

Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.

Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification