When one’s economic situation has become so tenuous that their entire net worth is in the pockets of their jeans.

Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.

A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of another's negative comment towards the original person.

opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.

A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.