malemployed

When what you do for a living makes you want to kill yourself.
I re-edit text that has already been edited in India; I am so malemployed.
by Malemployee February 17, 2010
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brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
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relationship material

n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).
Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!

Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
by lugnutwrench August 12, 2008
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SMTA

abbrev. "Sick minds think alike." It is a variation of GMTA.
Person One: I was just about to stab this fork into my rectum!

Person Two: Really? Me too! SMTA!
by lugnutwrench August 05, 2008
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rdc

abbreviation for 'really don't care'
when someone is boring you with useless information, or oversharing, simply reply 'rdc'
by statsman December 09, 2008
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totes

-Do you agree with me?
-totes.
by stella February 05, 2005
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politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.
by Matt June 25, 2004
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