Legitimate Rape

Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.
"Was it legitimate rape, or was it just like, hilarious prison rape or acceptable acquaintance rape?"
by JPGClog August 19, 2012
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DTF

Your DTF everyday!
I didnt wanna date the ho, I was just DTF.
by dmplesUT December 12, 2002
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dfw

Down For Whatever ... as in... I totally want to hang with you and I am interested in doing anything cool. Emphasis on being psyched to chill and hang out.
I am dfw this weekend bro.
by Marina B August 04, 2007
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medal fatigue

Inability to stay awake during the day because one has stayed up late watching coverage of the Olympic games.
Halfway through the meeting Barry succumbed to medal fatigue, slumping in his chair, snoring loudly and dreaming that he beat Michael Phelps in the 200 IM.
by DWF+1 August 11, 2012
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Radar Ass

This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order
Holy crap we are still 10 minutes away from getting home and i have a turtlehead poking out, must be my radar ass kicking in again
by dayday1980 August 14, 2012
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Brozilian

Derived from the term brazilian which refers to the near-complete removal of the pubic and ass-crack hair via waxing. Refers to the analogous procedure performed on a man, usually in the hopes of receiving friction-free group anilingus at the local rest stop from mustachioed long-haul truckers.
Oh heavens! Chauncy's brozilian is just begging to be slathered in Astroglide!
by CPatch January 23, 2005
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Shatner texting

When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.
(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are

Bob:you

Bob:doing later

Bob: this evening?

Bob:I was

Bob:thinking

Bob:maybe you

Bob: and

Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!

Bob: I

Bob:could see

Bob: a movie

Bob: at the

Bob: cinema

Mary:*throws phone*
by enzymes August 12, 2012
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