ego waffles

waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego
That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast.
by Apathetic Messiah January 23, 2011
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derp

A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp!"
I am t0tally c00l3r than 7u n00bs.

Derp.
by crunk nigga holla December 28, 2005
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Legitimate Rape

Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.
"Was it legitimate rape, or was it just like, hilarious prison rape or acceptable acquaintance rape?"
by JPGClog August 19, 2012
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DTF

Your DTF everyday!
I didnt wanna date the ho, I was just DTF.
by dmplesUT December 12, 2002
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dfw

Down For Whatever ... as in... I totally want to hang with you and I am interested in doing anything cool. Emphasis on being psyched to chill and hang out.
I am dfw this weekend bro.
by Marina B August 04, 2007
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medal fatigue

Inability to stay awake during the day because one has stayed up late watching coverage of the Olympic games.
Halfway through the meeting Barry succumbed to medal fatigue, slumping in his chair, snoring loudly and dreaming that he beat Michael Phelps in the 200 IM.
by DWF+1 August 11, 2012
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Radar Ass

This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order
Holy crap we are still 10 minutes away from getting home and i have a turtlehead poking out, must be my radar ass kicking in again
by dayday1980 August 14, 2012
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