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When Chelsey said her dad was letting her get a pony just because she asked once, Ellen cough thought "daddy's girl".
by rentaninja December 19, 2010
Get the Cough Thought mug.One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.
One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...
2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
by !Z3D! August 4, 2008
Get the apartment ninja mug.Unfortunately for many, the feeling of being Down To Fuck is not well received or reciprocated by others. So these people, after lurking the clubs for hours must return home alone and settle for simply being Down To Fap.
(Guy): You look like my next girlfriend ;)
(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.
(Girl): Seriously? With pick up lines like that I'm guessing you spend every Saturday night Down To Fap.
by EEXXYY September 25, 2011
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Dude 1: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, baptismal name Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart, was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical era. Mozart showed prodigious ability from his earliest childhood.
Dude 2: Wow, you're Google smart, dude!
Dude 2: Wow, you're Google smart, dude!
by Bo & Jr. January 8, 2013
Get the Google smart mug.The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.
Bart: "Eeeeewwww! What's that smell"?
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!
by morningwould January 7, 2013
Get the Healthy Gas mug.The touron was driving down the street 25 mph looking at the attractions.
The touron spent $200 on tacky souvenirs at the local hardware store.
The touron spent $200 on tacky souvenirs at the local hardware store.
by Summer Atlas March 10, 2003
Get the touron mug.Broscience is the predominant brand of reasoning in bodybuilding circles where the anecdotal reports of jacked dudes are considered more credible than scientific research.
Broscience in action:
"Bro, you gotta slam 40-60 grams of waxy maize plus 20 grams of BCAA within 7 seconds of finishing your last set of squat rack curls. Otherwise, you'll go straight catabolic."
"Bro, you gotta slam 40-60 grams of waxy maize plus 20 grams of BCAA within 7 seconds of finishing your last set of squat rack curls. Otherwise, you'll go straight catabolic."
by Alan Aragon September 26, 2008
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