Urban Dictionary

Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.

A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.

A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as "TW."

(1) To flip-flop.

(2) To black out.