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mason jism line

The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.
Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."
by a non a muss June 29, 2011
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counter-tourism

(n.) counter-tourism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to tourism.
Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded open as a counter-tourism measure.
by Dic Maestro February 6, 2013
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trash jenga

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.
Bill, William and Billiam played trash jenga and Bill lost.
by MistahTom October 21, 2005
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Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"
by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013
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placebo button

Pedestrian use button placed at traffic lights so that mere citizens are deluded that they actually have some sort of control over the sequence of said traffic signals where in actual fact the system is of 1950s vintage & will change colour every ten minutes regardless.
"Ah! the lights are against me, but what's this? A control button! I'll press this & the little white man will flash & I'll be on my way. Isn't technology great!" Another cruel trick from our heartless government,a placebo button.
by Alex & Bonzo Dogg November 16, 2006
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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.

You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.

It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007
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Super Bowl clothes

The baggiest, stretchiest, most stain-proof clothing you possess. Worn for maximum wing, nacho, and beer consumption. The clothing is ideal for a Super Bowl Party.
Wow, Bill got wing sauce all over Greg's carpet! Good thing he was wearing Super Bowl clothes, he'd have ruined anything else.
by Lebanonian2 February 1, 2009
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