telephobia

i would call you but, i have telephobia.
by &Megan; March 06, 2006
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Anxiarrhea

The result of anxiety causing you to have crazy amounts of diarrhea.
This job interview tomorrow morning has given me a case of anxiarrhea.
by Bra Miller November 04, 2010
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DudeBro

A male, ages 18-24, generally of the Caucasian descent, who refers to their acquaintances as "Dude" and/or "Bro" in the same sentence. In this case, the male uses both terms in one sentence. The conversation begins with "Dude" and ends with "Bro", 9 times out of 10.
Douche A: "Dude wassup Bro?"

Douche B: "Bro, I'm straight chillen Dude."

Random Guy: "Look at that fuckin Dudebro!"
by Semaj Raff October 07, 2008
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harmaceutical

A medication FDA approved and released for public consumption by a pharmaceutical company only to be re-called and be the subject of a class-action lawsuit because of its previouslly unreported dangers.
Although the diet pill seemed to facilitate rapid weight loss, it was only when Jack spontaneously developed an extra set of nipples did we suspect the new drug was actually a harmaceutical.
by Jaggsokc November 11, 2010
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are

For people who don't know the word "our"
My friend and I heard Sugar Ray on the way to a party. It made are night.
by Thrash06 September 21, 2006
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handshake rape

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
by Ginger Balls 69 December 19, 2011
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girl wood

Female arousal. The girl equivalent to morningwood guys experience upon waking.
OMG. After sexting with this super hot guy last night, I totally woke up with girl wood.
by My Milkshake July 08, 2009
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