by Thrash06 September 21, 2006
when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip
Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.
by Ginger Balls 69 December 19, 2011
by My Milkshake July 08, 2009
Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"
by TallyMcSky April 09, 2011
a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
by coocoomike March 02, 2009
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005
by Supernothing May 29, 2010