Urban Dictionary

The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.

A business acronym standing for "We're fucked it's over"

Translates to "what's going on?" from wagwaan or wagwan. Means "what's up?" "what's happening in your life?" or even just "hi, how are you?". Used as an internet slang greeting.

Refers to an un-educated individual. Usually used by stuck up, middle class, university student types to describe any other normal person.

A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.

An absurdly single-purposed tool or solution which solves a problem you don't actually have. Like many products in the popular in-flight catalog, Skymall.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.