When you can't figure out who your boss is but you know you're getting royally fucked.
Louis asked Stewart for projections on software sales by Thursday. At the same time, Barkley is hammering Stew about the sales force project. Nobody has conducted his mid-year review, and neither boss is clear about who is going to do it. Sounds like he's in a manager trois.
by Patradio April 11, 2013
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The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall.
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as "shitraceurs".
Man 1: I ran out of toilet paper and was so desperate I did an Army low crawl into the next stall so I could wipe my ass.
Man 2: That's some serious poo parkour!
by MrGryphon April 7, 2013
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the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."
by geek.neo March 5, 2010
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Netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the Netflix video streaming service.
Patient A was diagnosed by his friends to have a severe case of Netaflixia, in which he is unable to avoid use of the service, and may behave violently towards himself and/or others if the services continue to go unused for a long period of time. (normally one week)

addiction video streaming
by Sidular April 7, 2013
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annihilation stemming from picking a fight with an utterly more powerful force.
The supreme leader of North Korea will die of suicide by superpower if he even aims a missile at the United States
by rodfell April 7, 2013
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When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.
"Ever since she went on that boytox, she's seemed so happy. Positively glowing!"

"I hit rock bottom after three failed relationships. I put myself on a boytox in order to reset my love karma."

"That boytox did wonders for her mental health."
by Bollywood1977 April 6, 2013
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When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
by whocaresaboutNY April 5, 2013
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