Urban Dictionary

On my way to steal your girl.

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.

when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.