Urban Dictionary, January 13: Punchpology

Punchpology

An apology is stated but it is combined with a verbal punch so that the recipient is left unsure about the actual sincerity of the apology.

I'm still pissed about it so I gave a punchpology rather than an apology.

She said "Sorry, bitch face." I think I just got a punchpology.

by K.Slice January 2, 2015

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You Done Fucked Up

To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

Man: *doing his woman* Oh! Mary!
Woman: MARY!? WHO'S MARY!
Man: Shit.....
Woman: Oh You done fucked up now!!

by EonLover380 January 2, 2015

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To Be Honest

TBH spelled out

To Be Honest ur really really pretty and ummmm.... I think in fourth grade I said hi to u once

by BigBLittleD January 2, 2015

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White Line Fever

An addiction to cocaine.

Andy: What's wrong with Danny?
Matt: He has white line fever.

by AskingAndria January 2, 2015

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Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

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mother nuts

The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.

"I neglected to ask Mom if she wanted to come to the movies and she went all mother nuts on me, crying and telling me that she's never been so wronged by anyone in her life and what a giant disappointment I am to her."

by MrMeta4 January 2, 2015

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