Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.
I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies
by King_of_Tots September 20, 2015
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gods bra

Going bra less
"She said she was wearing Gods Bra and then I saw her nipples"

1st guy: " Those girls are having a Gods Bra party"
2nd guy: "Let's crash it!"
by AlmightyLee September 20, 2015
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shamefuck

The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.
The guy is a pig. He's stupid and repulsive. I can't keep my hands off him. I don't know why I want him. He is my shamefuck.
by Fifi Forgetmenott April 25, 2009
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SFTME

Sorry For The Mass Email
SFTME everybody,

Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.

Thanks!
Milton
by anonymous01020304054 November 08, 2013
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SFTC

A more discrete, faster way of saying "Straight For the Cock"
Paige: Sarah, Did you go SFTC?
Sarah: You know it!
by MegWicky February 01, 2011
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SFTN

Single for the night
"Lets hit the club, I'm sftn."
by leangasm September 20, 2015
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ashy dick

A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)
Man... It's been awhile. I'm getting an ashy dick
by Ranch Cucamonga boy September 21, 2015
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