HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.

When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.

A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.

When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom

When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.

Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.

Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses "on a serious" to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.