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Jesus Jeans

ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!
by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010
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familiated

To be humiliated in front of ones family.
Its not a good feeling to be familiated.
by jpg3 December 14, 2011
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low pro po

"those low pro po's swear we cant spot them in crown vics with no plates and a searchlight."
by eson December 16, 2003
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hate us cause they anus

A way of saying the phrase, "Hate us cause they ain't us" with a little more elegance.
Webster: "Boy I'll tell ya Garth, them jocks are always ragging on us for our programming skills."
Garth: "Hate us cause they anus!"
by Tim Funkin' January 15, 2015
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Middle-distance relationship

A middle-distance relationship, or "MDR", is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like — shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.
Person 1: How often do you see your BFF?
Person 2: Um, like once a month TOPS. She lives all the way in Oakland.
Person 1: Ew. I hate crossing the bridge.
Person 2: I know, but I love her. She makes having a middle-distance relationship totes worth
by LuxeValet August 17, 2016
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Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.
Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.
by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016
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Full smash

a massive night out with the lads with no defined finishing time, unlimited larger consumption and scant regard for any tasks or responsibilities that need to be adhered to the next day. Generally the premise of the out of town worker
-you out on Thursday?
-too right, full smash!
-but what about all that cable we've got to install on Friday?
-i couldn't give a f**k!
by rufus_o'reilly August 17, 2016
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