staturbated

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.
I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.
by TheDaileyTrain November 25, 2015
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oreolization

The realization that oreos are still in your kitchen.
Quebec got oreolization while he was sitting at his computer.
by NotAlfederate November 25, 2015
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Afterpoop

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.
Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.
by idonlikepudding November 24, 2015
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honeydude

like a sugar daddy. without the age gap.
Why have a sugar daddy when you can have a honeydude ? They last longer.
by mamasquat November 25, 2015
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belly bomb

A food that hits your stomach long after you've eaten it, meaning you can eat way too much of it. Usually makes you very sluggish after.
Guy: Dude, you coming?
Guy 2: Nah... that hero was a belly bomb. Not gonna be moving for another few hours
by Trustreetsofhopewell November 25, 2015
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fake it for the gram

When you fake a picture to get likes on Instagram
I saw a dope Ferrari so I took a picture and had to fake it for the gram.
by beckburris23 November 25, 2015
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Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text
"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"
by Bookbanana November 25, 2015
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