Insta-lerking

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.
Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!
by UbERmaN3221 September 22, 2015
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on my shit

Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.
Hey man, you okay? Yeah man, I'm on my shit.
by GottaBeReal💯 September 19, 2015
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trifling bitch

A backdoor girl. One who can't be trusted. A girl who is all about opportunity and doesn't care who gets hurt. Her feelings are never real and turned on and off based on "what's in it for her". As a friend, you can never confide in them, because if it suits them, they will betray you without a second thought. As a girlfriend, well let's say, you are in for an emotional roller coaster and she at the controls. But it won't be long before she finds what she thinks is a better ride and you will be conveniently shelved, to fuck with later. Dont bring her around any of your successful friends unless you are trying to get rid of her.
"Wow, I just saw your boyfriend with Sarah, I thought she was your best friend? What a trifling bitch!"
by SKYDOG September 21, 2015
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what are those?

an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.
kid: "mom, I got one question for you."
mom: "oh alrigh-"
kid: "what are those? ." *points to moms loafers*
by Medium Salsa July 16, 2015
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Give me some facetime

A way of descretely telling someone you want oral sex.

A nice way to tell someone to give you a blow job, to eat you out, or to get into the 69 position.
by XxstarburstxX September 22, 2015
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hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.
Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)
by Jazzyfizzle September 19, 2015
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1800 hotline bling

That little ass light on yo phone that lights up when a dude thirsty af at night wanting that good good
He hit me with that 1800 hotline bling
by Yogirlpast5 September 21, 2015
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