"If you take me there I will give you gas ends."
"Do you have gas ends for the trip?"
"I have ends on gas!"
"Do you have gas ends for the trip?"
"I have ends on gas!"
by Mauvy August 11, 2016
When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.
Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."
Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."
Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."
Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."
by Carlnewburg August 11, 2016
When someone brags about something but are clearly lying about it or give an example of how bad you are at the thing you're bragging about.
Did you hear that Trump Brag: "I went to an ivy league school, I'm very highly educated. I know words I have the best words."
by better than michael yu August 02, 2016
I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.
by sarcasmasawayoflife August 09, 2016
Open Beta is the stage of devolopment where you have to Pre-Purchase the game to have the privelege to test it for any final bugs.
by Aviatic August 05, 2016
by zuhazana August 06, 2016
Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."
by AstroFox August 05, 2016