Back burner girl

It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.
If Shelly breaks it off with me I always have Nancy, my back burner girl.
by Gettinhorsey May 02, 2016
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Bad Plug

When you thought you were charging your phone but you actually weren't
My phone still has no juice, prolly had a bad plug last night.
by xpldngktns May 24, 2016
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Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight
I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.
by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015
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Reverse Shade

Acting in a casual or complimenting manner towards someone. (Opposite Of Throwing Shade)
I Have Dis Friend And Like I Wanna Be Close Friends Wit Her But She Is Legit #Highkey Gorgeous Like Damnn😁😍💙 Reverse Shade
by Isaiah4Eva May 25, 2016
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Boner Narcolepsy

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint
We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.
by Frontpagepodcast May 20, 2016
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desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.
"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"
by MJBarton May 03, 2016
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romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.
by fadjkals;fdsjkal; May 21, 2016
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