Pretty much the opposite of intercourse, except with clothes on. It consists of male/female couple rubbing up against each other for sexual pleasure.

it's like homie ;
female verion would be homita ;
a good friend you're close to.

Stands for "I will think of you when I masturbate", A creepy message to put in the back of your classmates yearbooks.

It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners

A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues.
Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism

The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

Short for "young professional," especially presumptuous, self-interested types.