Comfort Tub

1 : For most girls, this is either a tub of any type of food (most of the time, ice cream) while she cries her heart out while watching romantic movies.
2 : A bath tub with scattered rose petals and an aromatic smell, scented candles lit everywhere, so the broken-hearted girl can take a comforting wash.
Girl 1: Boo.. he broke my heart, boo!
Girl 2: Bring out the "Comfort Tub"!
by MeteorGardenFan May 28, 2016
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healthy relationship weight

When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
" my baby gained that healthy relationship weight "
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wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee
by bound2 April 22, 2016
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Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.
Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
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Noice

Hot Cheettos are pretty noice
by Soccermomfromnj April 30, 2016
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dickini

Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".
Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man November 30, 2010
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Butt Toe

Like camel toe except in the rear; when your clothes are too tight and can see your butt crack through clothing.
1. If you have a camel toe problem or have had one, it is highly likely you have or will experience Butt Toe in your lifetime as well.

2. What size are your pants? Must not be the right size because you have butt toe.
3. Those yoga pants make you have butt toe.
by Natasha Margarita October 10, 2013
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