Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.
The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":
"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"
"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"
by multi-wall June 30, 2008
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016
A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.
"Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?"
"Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."
"Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."
by Nom Anor June 17, 2008
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.
The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dispersed after a protester took a steaming tronald dump on the Donald Trump sign, making any further presence in the vicinity too nauseating.
by Bogrimm November 12, 2016
by Why the hell not November 11, 2016
As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.
by Vex December 20, 2004