steppin on my dick

when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
by Passing July 17, 2014
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nfi

The manager has NFI of the work that goes on around here...
by KGB July 11, 2002
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Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.
Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.
by Magikman May 28, 2004
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english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
by ilackabettername August 04, 2012
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boyfriend bomb

When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.
by nomes December 21, 2005
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fappable

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
Man, that picture is really fappable.
by L.K Winters July 24, 2006
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