An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."
"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
by stogoe April 24, 2007
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"
"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
MIRF!"
"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
by pose2pose October 30, 2006
by King Ani Mal February 04, 2016
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.
Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.
by Stephan Smolka January 06, 2009
Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory-- ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.
The celebrity threw another Trumper Tantrum filled with misogynistic fat shaming and slut shaming. #trumpertantrum
trumpertantrum
trumpertantrum
by Neologian-PJG October 03, 2016
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me
Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
by Roadhouse2769 October 01, 2016