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by FreedabeChuck May 15, 2017
Get the face jerking mug.When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.
"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."
"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."
"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."
"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."
"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."
by Matrek December 16, 2011
Get the Accidental Anal mug.masturbating while sad.
by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015
Get the Sadsturbation mug.A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.
“Within months of the regime’s rise to power and influence, world populations began to realize each day forward was leading all peoples and nations closer and closer to trumpaggedon.”
by BlackOpStar May 7, 2017
Get the trumpaggedon mug.Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.
Men: see Palories
Men: see Palories
Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.
Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.
Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.
by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017
Get the Galories mug.Guy 1: Last night I got shitfaced, and when I woke up this morning, I was sleeping with my sister.
Guy 2: That's trumped up. Your brother's going to be so pissed.
Guy 2: That's trumped up. Your brother's going to be so pissed.
by dontgrabmypussy January 31, 2017
Get the Trumped up mug.What grammar?
Cray grammar is the definition of "fucking terrible". Not even one sentence has proper grammar.
I can't believe he hasn't learned..
Cray grammar is the definition of "fucking terrible". Not even one sentence has proper grammar.
I can't believe he hasn't learned..
"I cant gone there if ive being there"
"I DIDINT HAD DONE THAT"
"OMFG U DONT UNDERTOOD ANY THING I SAY YOU AND YOU PRETENDING TO BEEN HAXED"
"I believe you're gonna learn a new launuage now."
"Mnpn why the fuck would you add a such rule like that."
"hes always in the pain in the butt"
"STOP BEING SUSPICOSUS"
"IM DIEING WITH THIS HOORBILE PICTURE X_X"
"Sersiouly when i block him he just goes to somebody else to let me unblock him"
"i didin't feel let mikos being in here"
"i already finshed quarantie'"
Oh my god.. Cray grammar!
"I DIDINT HAD DONE THAT"
"OMFG U DONT UNDERTOOD ANY THING I SAY YOU AND YOU PRETENDING TO BEEN HAXED"
"I believe you're gonna learn a new launuage now."
"Mnpn why the fuck would you add a such rule like that."
"hes always in the pain in the butt"
"STOP BEING SUSPICOSUS"
"IM DIEING WITH THIS HOORBILE PICTURE X_X"
"Sersiouly when i block him he just goes to somebody else to let me unblock him"
"i didin't feel let mikos being in here"
"i already finshed quarantie'"
Oh my god.. Cray grammar!
by not_applicable_9999 April 19, 2017
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