A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.

Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.

A big ol pupper.

The process by which a song's title is inferred through the lyrics, even though the actual title of the song is different.

Named after the song "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, which many nimrods erroneously believe to be called "Wake Me Up Inside." However, this phenomenon is not limited to this song only.

T-Rex sex is a loud, passionate and savage encounter.