Gate Massage

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!
by MILatino November 26, 2010
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voluntold

voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:

Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.

Example 2:

Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
by Honorarius March 14, 2006
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Cellfish

An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
"Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish"
by I Work 99 July 28, 2008
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feeling brexit

When you make a decision you instantly regret.
I voted for Trump because I thought he would be the greatest leader ever, I'm feeling brexit.
by n5473c December 19, 2016
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Unpresidented

Adjective

A self-coined malapropism and Freudian slip by the Short-fingered Vulgarian/President-elect as he attempted to conduct sensitive US-Chinese diplomacy with a very-classy, bigly-nuanced tweet.
"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters – rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act."
-Donald (Drumpf) Trump
President-elect of the US and Effing Moron
by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger December 17, 2016
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rectoral college

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.
The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.
by tirtle December 16, 2016
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