To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.

When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and have been established as an expert in the field.

Extreme over reaction to personal criticism.

When you masturbate so long in the shower that the water turns cold

A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

Excuse to miss school for an event.