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by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017
Get the magic stairs mug.When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.
I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.
by Pix_n_stones July 16, 2017
Get the shelf friend mug.When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.
Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.
Girl 2: (Stares blankly)
Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.
Girl 2: Uh-huh.
Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!
Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)
Girl 2: (Stares blankly)
Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.
Girl 2: Uh-huh.
Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!
Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)
by pseudonymho February 3, 2010
Get the Verbal Handcuffs mug.1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)
2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)
Antonym: Sadimir Putin
2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)
Antonym: Sadimir Putin
Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.
When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
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Get the Unload the groceries mug.An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.
Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!
You sir, are an idiot!
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!
You sir, are an idiot!
by Cam!!!!!111oneoneone! August 22, 2006
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