Gladimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin

Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

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orange russian

An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.

Did you see that video of Donny on Facebook? Some chick gave him an orange russian!

by Dysentery Harry July 14, 2017

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Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

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net neutrality

An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

You sir, are an idiot!

by Cam!!!!!111oneoneone! August 22, 2006

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Side Daddy

When someone has a sugar daddy and they have a side sugar daddy to get more money.

"Britany, my side daddy just bought me a new purse."

by Wittlewisa July 10, 2017

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I just think it's funny how

A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

I just think it's funny how you said you had family plans but then went to Josh's party with Sarah

by Taco time eater July 09, 2017

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sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 08, 2017

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