sauna bomb

Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source
I was having a relaxing schvitz when Trump totally sauna bombed and blamed it on Obama.
by TheNerdHerd June 23, 2017
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mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
by Noodle January 16, 2005
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Cannabusiness

"hey Aaron"

"ey"

"soo i uhh... heard you were in the business."

"what?"

"the cannabusiness?"
by scotty. March 10, 2008
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Sleep Mode

To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.
Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)

Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"

Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)
by Red_Shaft July 17, 2017
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magic stairs

The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.
by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017
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shelf friend

When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.
I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.
by Pix_n_stones July 16, 2017
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