Shit and run

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.
Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"
by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018
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Douchy Donald

Deragatory (but very descriptive) nickname for the 45th president of the United States of America (Donald Trump).
Grab them by the What!? ! What else can you expect from Douchy Donald .
by Shanamon February 24, 2018
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apartimony

Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.
I broke up with that skeezer Lisa and moved out. But I'm a good guy so I'm still paying her apartimony.
by Carmelynn Cole December 3, 2006
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cakemaggedon

the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.
To celebrate Kevin's birthday we planned a "cakemaggedon".
by Mrs. Baconator February 21, 2018
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Pulled a Nixon

When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.
"I literally screwed the pooch and my boss was about to find out, so I pulled a Nixon".
by BigMoneyChoCho February 20, 2018
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generation xerox

1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents
2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation
They've just bought a house in the suburbs, with space for an au pair, and he's just been headhunted to the city. Total generation xerox.
by :;:;:;: September 10, 2013
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