Congress

Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.
Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.

Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
by EveryTypeofCake November 22, 2011
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ignoresation

1) The fine art of having a conversation with someone you would like to ignore.

2) Ignoring someone who is trying to have a conversation with you.
I had a painfully awkward ignoresation with that girl from last night when I ran in to her at the store today.
by Bearcat40 August 31, 2009
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dream grudge

Carrying a grudge toward a person after waking up from a dream where they did something bad or mean to you.
When my boss asked me why I snapped at him this morning I had to apologize and tell him I was still holding a dream grudge against him for firing me in my dream last night.
by dxgri January 26, 2008
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When a shortcut fails badly.
Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
by mrnmrst April 6, 2017
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mix in a water

When you are too intoxicated and you need some water to help sober you up.
*Stacy takes 7 shots in a row*

*Stacy dances on elevated surface*
*Stacy falls of elevated surface*
"YO STACY MIX IN A WATER"
by popplockanddropit September 8, 2017
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side-text

While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation
I side-texted Vin to give me excuse get out of Jay's group message to hangout.
by Dk683 October 7, 2014
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Stashing

Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.
Friend: "Hey have you met John's parents yet? You've been together for months"

Stashee (or person being stashed): "No, I think he's stashing me. We don't have any pictures together either."
by 🤷 August 23, 2017
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