by iwastoodrunk March 30, 2004
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Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.
by Katie Oh! December 5, 2006
A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.
by DocLoLiday June 2, 2012
A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to work on my corn art. I've got a masterpiece on the way.
by Eaton Holgoode September 9, 2016
A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:
"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."
"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."
by Dr E Short July 2, 2008
the morning after hippies or member of the 60's counter culture have made tie dyed t shirts, candles, or prayer flags
Our neighbors were sharing another hippie christmas on their drive way with 20 of their closest friends unwrapping tie dyed tshirts and prayer flags to dry in the sun.
by dp9 May 8, 2004
When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth, and the texture in your mouth feels like your teeth are wearing fuzzy little sweaters.
"Does anyone have gum? I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, and it feels disgusting."
"Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"
"Oh, you've got tooth sweaters?"
by Cara Dee December 8, 2008