When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.
I almost never hear about any of my own country's news. All the news has been is Trump this and Trump that and he's not actually my President.
by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018
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laughing off the pounds

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds
The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.
by Unicornfucker6969 February 8, 2018
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jack of all traits

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.
by stuartc1 February 8, 2018
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Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.
by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011
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btfd

Apple has gone down today, best buy the fucking dip... btfd
by Jon827 January 22, 2011
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Inkremlinate

To incriminate by showing a malicious or otherwise suspicious connection to the Russian Federation, Moscow, the Kremlin, or similar things associated thereto (such as the Soviet Union).
Carter Page just inkremlinated himself.
Senator McCarthy failed to inkremlinate anyone.
by Red Donnie February 6, 2018
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cyber pretty

You only look good online(with filters)
I'd date her, but shes just cyber pretty.
by nmurray24 February 5, 2018
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