Shithole

Trump’s mouth, often a place from whence great amounts of shit spews.
I see Trump’s shithole is at it on Twitter again.
by yourmommamom January 12, 2018
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cannonball

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie "Deep Impact".
by Nick D November 23, 2004
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beach slap

When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.
Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.
by watahmortah March 03, 2006
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hodl

An enthusiastic misspelling of Hold, prompting bitcoin users to avoid the temptation of selling off their coins once price starts rising.
- BTC is trading over $300 today, I'm thinking about selling...
- HODL!!!1!1ONE
by netspider December 19, 2015
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stable genius

What unstable cretins claim to be. See also, dotard.
The president, despite evidence to the contrary, tweeted confirmation that he is in fact a stable genius.
by xmilokittyx January 06, 2018
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The 11th Hour

Used to describe the final moments of a given event, or situation where change is still a possibility.

Right before a deadline.
I procrastinated all night and now, in the 11th hour, I need to work my ass off to finish this report moments before it is due.
by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008
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pop a socket

A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.
Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.
by Dark Lord May 25, 2006
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