Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.

The act of drinking a beverage without stopping/slowing down/taking a break for air.

The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one's own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about "today's" youth.

The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one's past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.

1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.

A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels

Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.