you care too much about how you look. about how other people look. about what you say and do and what other people say and do. it's ocd with eyeshadow.
by yo mama =) May 30, 2006
*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"
*Girl walks in*
"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"
*Girl walks in*
"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013
Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.
by LosrDogg July 26, 2009
When a car gets stuck between two larger trucks/trailers/etc. on single (sometimes multi-laned) roads. Often happens in industrial areas, construction zones, and around dicks.
"Dude, look at that dinky ass Civic stuck between those two giant semi-trucks."
"That's a mean car sandwich."
"That's a mean car sandwich."
by BLund September 26, 2013
Noun. The microscopic particles of urine that bounce off of the urinal when urinating. Some or most of these microscopic droplets of urine end up on the urinator's pants, depending on the urinal.
"Darn it, that urinal has some serious backspray."
"Now I've got backspray all over myself. Those airport urinals..."
"Now I've got backspray all over myself. Those airport urinals..."
by TEBfan June 09, 2009
Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.
Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."
Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
by TBRADNC July 14, 2013
Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
by TheRealIP September 26, 2013