bp;dr

"behind paywall, didn't read"

Etymology: An adaptation of tl;dr.
"Dude, did you read that spectacular paper on embryonic stem cells?"

"Sorry, bp;dr"
by Neurobonkers June 17, 2013
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presstitute

A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.
Robert Novak's latest column supporting this administration's criminal policies show that he is nothing more than a presstitute.
by Nicholas Sasson February 10, 2006
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superficial

you care too much about how you look. about how other people look. about what you say and do and what other people say and do. it's ocd with eyeshadow.
after 15 years of life, im just now realizing im superficial.
by yo mama =) May 30, 2006
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pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.
*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"
by slicedkiwis September 28, 2013
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beat time

Similar to bed time, but takes place about 5 minutes prior. It's that special time of night when, you guessed it, masterbation occurs.
"I gotta go, it's my beat time."
by LosrDogg July 26, 2009
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Car Sandwich

When a car gets stuck between two larger trucks/trailers/etc. on single (sometimes multi-laned) roads. Often happens in industrial areas, construction zones, and around dicks.
"Dude, look at that dinky ass Civic stuck between those two giant semi-trucks."
"That's a mean car sandwich."
by BLund September 26, 2013
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backspray

Noun. The microscopic particles of urine that bounce off of the urinal when urinating. Some or most of these microscopic droplets of urine end up on the urinator's pants, depending on the urinal.
"Darn it, that urinal has some serious backspray."

"Now I've got backspray all over myself. Those airport urinals..."
by TEBfan June 09, 2009
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