Urban Dictionary
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009
Get the Shextingmug. A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
by wxflurry October 30, 2013
Get the easy likemug. 
The façade of being a stable, normal, attractive, & healthy person on a first date; similar to a game face for any difficult situation. Will lead to a second date but easily dissolves by the third.
Last night’s date was fantastic. I was charming, polite and kind. I had my date face on! We’re going on out again this weekend and I hope I can keep it up.
by timbre January 29, 2014
Get the date facemug. 
the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.
Final second field-goal game winners generally produce sportgasms.
Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.
After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.
Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.
After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.
by Señor Verde December 9, 2009
Get the sportgasmmug. One of the ultimate insults and comebacks of the world, along with "So's your face", "That's what she said" and "Ya Mum".
It is said either by the person who insulted you, or a by stander who witnessed the insultation.
Can be used quite effectively with others in the "Ultimate Insult" group.
It is said either by the person who insulted you, or a by stander who witnessed the insultation.
Can be used quite effectively with others in the "Ultimate Insult" group.
by Nothing But Rock October 21, 2008
Get the Oh Burnmug.