Doubtfire holiday

A period in which an adult man disguises himself as a woman in order to secretly spend time with his children.

Not to be confused with a Tootsie weekend in which a man assumes a female identity for a short period to determine whether or not he would enjoy being a woman.
A: Your ex-wife has sole custody of the kids?
B: Yeah, but I get to see them on Doubtfire holidays.
by Lil' Shammie August 21, 2013
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Transitive Property

1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry.

2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons.

3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.
1. Angle XYZ is congruent to angle BAC by the transitive property.

2. I got with Dana yesterday, she got with Joe the day before... Now I've hooked up with Joe by the transitive property... damn.

3. We all unknowingly pulled a massive transitive property by hooking up with Julie.
by Sable5CrossesPotentOr December 20, 2008
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Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.
"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"
by Droobilicious August 21, 2013
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Farte Blanche

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.
She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.
by Friedlad August 21, 2013
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Fanute

To change something into something better
Fanute the apartment into a house.

Fanute that DM into a phone number.

.Jesus can fanute water into wine.
by Pard0nMyTweet August 01, 2012
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Speak Truth to Power

This phrase originated with the Quakers in a 1955 pamphlet (Speak Truth to Power: A Quaker Search for an Alternative to Violence) promoting pacifism, in the belief that love can overcome hatred. It has come to mean "speaking out to those in authority" and is now used in politics and human rights activism.
We must speak truth to power when legislation tramples on our constitutional rights.
by hojicha August 19, 2013
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thun thun

A slang term for Ecstacy (MDMA) commonly used in the San Francisco Bay area of the United States. However, the slang term has become widely popular by the song "Don't Drop That Thun Thun" by Finatticz.
A: "You better not drop that thun thun."

B: "But, if I drop it, I can just pick it up, grab a bad bitch, and head to the cut!"
by CuppyCakes August 19, 2013
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