Urban Dictionary
A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."
Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
by dazed.konfuzed January 4, 2014
Get the polar vortexmug. You: Hey dude, what's the similarity between Kate Middleton and Osama Bin-Laden?
Someone: I dunno..
You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.
Someone: Talibanter!!
Someone: I dunno..
You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.
Someone: Talibanter!!
by Brett Longshaft May 30, 2011
Get the talibantermug. by amatwiedle September 23, 2013
Get the dental rushmug. I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.
by scribbled out August 25, 2013
Get the Volunteer's remorsemug. John:Look at Bob, he is always wearing Army pants.
Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?
Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?
by Cheffy 71 October 28, 2013
Get the commandoflaugemug. A very rare fictional concept used by some mystical factions to assign a day where the members of said factions are not to actually meet with one another in hopes of improving individual productivity.
by baconaid January 17, 2013
Get the no meeting daymug. by manwithspecialeyes October 9, 2013
Get the got my contacts inmug.