Usomic

Possessing a quality that is sad and yet either funny or idiotic at the same time.

The whole situation was so usomic that the man had to step outside and laugh.

by TEBfan June 25, 2008

nipple whipple

Squeezing, flicking, pinching, or any sort of irritation or discomfort to nipples. See titty twister or purple nurple for more information.

Ouch! That girl just gave me a nipple whipple!

by TEBfan June 25, 2008

backspray

Noun. The microscopic particles of urine that bounce off of the urinal when urinating. Some or most of these microscopic droplets of urine end up on the urinator's pants, depending on the urinal.

"Darn it, that urinal has some serious backspray."

"Now I've got backspray all over myself. Those airport urinals..."

by TEBfan June 09, 2009

TEB

Tender Enlarged Breasts. This is mostly for males that make fun of swollen nipples on their friends. During puberty, a teenager often has swollen nipples, which stick out at funny angles. See TEBbing.

"Slater has huge TEBs," Casey said.

"Did you see those kid's TEBs? They were massive!"

by TEBfan June 25, 2008

TEBbing

The act of feeling, pinching, annoying, or otherwise causing discomfort to someone who has TEBs. See TEB.

The mean teenager was TEBbing his peers. It was funny and sad at the same time.

by TEBfan June 25, 2008