Noun. The microscopic particles of urine that bounce off of the urinal when urinating. Some or most of these microscopic droplets of urine end up on the urinator's pants, depending on the urinal.
"Darn it, that urinal has some serious backspray."
"Now I've got backspray all over myself. Those airport urinals..."
"Now I've got backspray all over myself. Those airport urinals..."
by TEBfan June 09, 2009
Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.
Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."
Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
by TBRADNC July 14, 2013
Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
by TheRealIP September 26, 2013
Something that as soon as it is done becomes decided upon to repeat the next year and years to come. Does not necessarily have to had been done previous years to be defined an instant tradition.
The boys, after going Christmas Caroling on Halloween, decided to make it an instant tradition, and do it every year afterwards.
by Radkomir September 26, 2013
by Billy Poor September 24, 2013
The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.
by setophaga September 24, 2013
Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.
Sam: Are you really gonna meet that mechanic from Craigslist? What if he murders you?
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.
by Broanna Newsom September 24, 2013