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molemaster 

Someone who has no life, so they command moles into a military operation, albeit a very bad military operation.
There was a mole outbreak at a school because some lonely kid became a molemaster.
molemaster by XYZcoaster November 9, 2013
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Trout Molester 

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.
Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!
Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.
I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...
stock molester by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

fish molester 

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .
Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.
fish molester by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

Lester The Molester 

“Lester is spying on us through the cameras!”

“Lester the Molester back at it again”

Molesterol 

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
Molesterol by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
Air Molesters by spideyskin May 25, 2021
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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