6 definitions by Tony parsnips
When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.
" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...
by Tony parsnips November 3, 2020
A Habesha princess. East African goddess. A woman so fine that no other can compare to. A woman who possess incredible beauty, confidence, intelligence, strength, loyalty, honor, a slight bit of attitude, determination and grace. Can also be referred to as a baby angel.
Whoah, am i dreaming? I think i saw Macda . I doubt it man, you'll have better luck spotting a unicorn.
by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019
Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.
I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...
by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019
I heard "Bobby big wheels " is coming by with six strippers in his Lambo. It only seats two? He's got two in the passenger seat, one on his lap and his minion is driving the other three over.
by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019
A one of a kind beautiful, intelligent and VERY, VERY, sexy woman. A unicorn of women. A woman so sought after, so precious that she is almost mythical . Every mans dream. To be called a "baby angel" is the highest praise for any woman.
WOW, look at her man! Shes the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! Yeah bro she can cook, clean, train in high heels and she's a god damn lawyer too! She's an absolute dime! NO BRO, she's a baby angel...
by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019
The act of mispronouncing words that sound very similar to the actual word.
The Bastardization of pronouncing words.
The Bastardization of pronouncing words.
" I heard that the Vietmamese are legalizing psilocybum shortly " .
" alumimum has a low tensile strength in the cold artic"
Man what is this dummy talking about ? He has no sense of nomenclature. The way he's speaking its nomenblature.
" alumimum has a low tensile strength in the cold artic"
Man what is this dummy talking about ? He has no sense of nomenclature. The way he's speaking its nomenblature.
by Tony parsnips March 11, 2020