May 26
*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight
I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.
#boobs #male #female #male mind #torso
by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015
May 25
Acting in a casual or complimenting manner towards someone. (Opposite Of Throwing Shade)
I Have Dis Friend And Like I Wanna Be Close Friends Wit Her But She Is Legit #Highkey Gorgeous Like Damnn😁😍💙 Reverse Shade
by Isaiah4Eva May 24, 2016
May 24
A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint
We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.
by Frontpagepodcast May 19, 2016
May 23
The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.
"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"
by MJBarton May 21, 2016
May 22
Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.
by fadjkals;fdsjkal; May 21, 2016
May 21
f&f
f&f - flirt and forget. used after a break up, when you want to forget about your ex by flirting with other people.
person 1 : hey dude. heard about the break up. you alright?
person 2 : yeah, man. i'll just f&f.
by mermanpoop May 16, 2016
May 20
When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device
Person 1: Can you get any wi-fi here?

Person 2: No, it says I'm connected but it's really just lie-fi
by NewspaperTragedy January 03, 2016
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