Jan 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
by Tommy Mats January 28, 2015
Jan 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
by Trudub August 29, 2006
Jan 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015
Jan 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
by jmbx2007x January 26, 2015
Jan 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
by paora January 26, 2015
Jan 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
by Riley finn January 17, 2015
Jan 24
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.
Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
by The wild wes January 17, 2015

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