May 25
To share cannabis with friends or strangers
I like to break green with friends and then explore a museum together.
by tree leaf salad April 18, 2017
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May 24
Inlaws that are Trump supporters
I have to get ready for an interesting Easter dinner with the alt-laws
by briefcasehandler April 19, 2017
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May 23
When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?

Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.
by Errkah November 11, 2013
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May 22
the act of being on facebook all of the time, and getting no satisfaction out of it.
my boyfriend spends all of his time looking a posts on facebook, he is just face jerking.
by FreedabeChuck May 15, 2017
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May 21
When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.
"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."

"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."

"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."
by Matrek December 12, 2011
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May 20
"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."
by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015
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May 19
A global arena of havoc, hysteria and fear created by a single individual and his or her cohorts who have the wealth, position and power to instill agendas based in greed through endless, unexpected atrocities and horrors upon the innocence of an unknowing and unprepared world.
“Within months of the regime’s rise to power and influence, world populations began to realize each day forward was leading all peoples and nations closer and closer to trumpaggedon.”
by BlackOpStar May 07, 2017
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