May 6
A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.
After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".
by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014
May 5
A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.
Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
by Terra Incognita February 24, 2011
May 4
The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.
Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.
by Boshjuno April 04, 2015
May 3
As Tupac defined it, a thug is someone who is going through struggles, has gone through struggles, and continues to live day by day with nothing for them. That person is a thug. and the life they are living is the thug life. A thug is NOT a gangster. Look up gangster and gangsta. Not even CLOSE, my friend.
"That boy ain't a gangsta, fo'sho'. Look at how he walks, he's a thug. life. That's the saddest face I've seen in all my life as a teen."
by thyung March 19, 2005
May 2
Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.
Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.
by Ae5Ea8 March 30, 2015
May 1
The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."
by idnami March 29, 2015
Apr 30
When someone does something really stupid.
You got to be fist fucking me
by fishfarmer1972 March 30, 2015

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