English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.
Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
by paleoderek November 20, 2014
A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.
George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.
by Adam Mateljan February 27, 2008
nasty or unbearable, originating from the pot smoking community
that was a harsh toke of a cliff i just jumped bro
by stiger April 19, 2003
Asking someone what they are up to. Exactly the same thing as "What's up?"
"Ay man, what's gucci?
"Not much mane, jus chillen."
by uyKing23 March 05, 2009
Means how much does it cost, how much do I owe you.
Steve: "I'd like an eighth of that"

Chris: "Here you go"

Steve: "What's the damage?"

Chris: "Forty dollars"
by chicagoman619 November 13, 2014
When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.
Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."
by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014
the things I would do to you
wow you are so hot. Ttiwdty
by samuelmarie November 13, 2014

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