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when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff
"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."
An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.
Girl: You like my necklace?
Boy: That's very nice! Where did it come from?
Girl: I bought it online, but it took so long to get here, I forgot about it.
Boy: Nice Alzheimer's Purchase!
Walking directly behind someone who is pushing through a crowd, to avoid having to push through the crowd yourself. Only works if you stay in the empty area directly behind the person in front of you. Usually done behind someone tall or buff.
Guy 1: "Dude, how did you get to class so fast?"
Guy 2: "I did some crowd slipstreaming behind that tall guy over there, it saved me a lot of time."
Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse.
She wants to cyber with that loner
by Gumba Gumba
A group of people surround a lone person on the dancefloor and when appropriate begin twerking aggressively on the person in the middle. The tighter the circle during the twerk the better. It is typically performed during r & b or rap music.
Man how good was that Circle twerk last night.
Pedro looks sad and lonely, let's go give him a Circle twerk.
Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.
Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'
<Biatch>: I killed your rabbit!