May 5
text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing'
person 1: "I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day."

person 2: "spwl"
by swplGuy October 29, 2009
May 4
Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work promptly at 8am and appears well groomed.
by Kguarna June 05, 2015
May 3
An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.
by Nathan Lucas Scott May 02, 2016
May 2
Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!
by Toasty Tortilla February 10, 2014
May 1
another word for chillin.

hanging out

in the house doing you.
john: hey wassup what you been up to?

Michael: nothing just been coolin with the homies
by Dee Sparx June 24, 2009
Apr 30
When one rests their head on breast while cuddling. Fondling may or may not happen.
Rodrick gave Jess a boob cuddle last night
by CaptainsMissSlickbooty April 25, 2016
Apr 29
A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!

Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.

Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
by Shrekluvr69 April 26, 2016

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