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snowpocalypse
February 9
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snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse

When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.
Clint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area
Paul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.
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mondaze
February 8
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a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday
I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.
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LCD Trip
February 7
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When you watch too much football on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you health.
Joe Sixpack gets an LCD Trip every night watching ESPN.

We totally LCD Tripped during last year's Superbowl.
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It's complicated
February 6
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One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.
If someone changes their status from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated", expect them to be "Single" and "Looking for Random Play" soon.
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slurring your text
February 5
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when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
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Urbaning
February 4
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To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.
Me and Rianna went on Urbaning last night, her name means a suckjob. Lets put it on myspace.
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Vaguebooking
February 3
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An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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