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Apr
20
Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 07, 2009
565 236
Apr
19
The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.
Conor: Jessica is in all of your selfies.
John: That selfiebombing bitch!
by theiconsborn April 14, 2014
2234 1036
Apr
18
A cute thing that a girl can do.
Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.
by agtctae March 04, 2014
4185 2875
Apr
17
A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.
Geoff had a happy family until his wife went through his emails and found out he was craigslist gay.
by MountainElk March 11, 2014
4321 3249
Apr
16
Tweeting whilst shitting.
Pedro: I was shweeting while on the can.
Hamhead: Gross!
by urbandictfan June 07, 2009
5091 4529
Apr
15
A person that will do anything for food.

Someone that is always around where food is.
You are such a food whore , you smelled food and you got her ASAP.
by Frozty April 23, 2010
6812 5028
Apr
14
n: someone who thinks about being an entrepreneur or starting a business but never gets started.
Bill is such a Wantrepreneur. Always talking about starting a business, but never getting there.
by jeteye June 28, 2010
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