Pull a fact out of your ass.
So, did you actually research those assumptions, or did you trump it?
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When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.
"I don't want to tell Karen I can't make it tonight, so I'll Stealth-call her when she's on her flight and has her phone shut off."
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A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."
I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!
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A slang term for a hair cut.
I got my ears lowered over the weekend.
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voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.
Example 1:
Co-worker 1: I hear you got a transfer.
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I didn't want to, but I was voluntold.
Example 2:
Co-worker 1: You want to go fishing Saturday???
Co-worker 2: I can't, I got voluntold I have to work this weekend.
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An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
"Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's cellfish"
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When you make a decision you instantly regret.
I voted for Trump because I thought he would be the greatest leader ever, I'm feeling brexit.
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