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Sep
3
The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.
He got really mad at me so I guess he didn't get the joke. t was definitely lost in textation.
by Steve J August 23, 2014
Sep
2
After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.
I have a case of the Muesdays. I need a nap. Or a muffin.
by Wafsnipes23 May 27, 2014
Sep
1
Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.
Goddamnit, it's 6 am. I've got to get up for work. Another Labor Day!
by jenko2 September 05, 2011
Aug
31
Please have sex with me.
I'm free for the next hour - come meet my cat!
by tpq August 24, 2014
Aug
30
The act of showing up somewhere because you feel obligated... but only for one beer because you don't want to stay too long.
"Ugh... holiday party. Guess I have to go make an abeerance"
by sean_d December 18, 2013
Aug
29
Rolling into a new area and going on a Tinder binge to meet the locals.
To start off the trip to Altanta right, Kaz went Tinder bombing. No women went without being aware of his presence.
by UDNation August 23, 2014
Aug
28
Somebody who tells on everyone for everything. Sometimes nobody is doing anything wrong but a snitch bitch will make up something. Maybe because they want more attention, or they want to become popular, so they think its kool, or that's just who they are.
Person one: man, i can't go out.
Person two: what did you do?
Person one: nothing. I was doing backflips and stuff like that. next thing I know, my mom found out.

Person two: Really doe? who told on you? what a snitch bitch!
by Supersonic Music Princess August 21, 2014