Urban Dictionary, July 18: magic stairs

Jul 18

magic stairsdrugs

Another term for escalator.

The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.

#escalator #stairs #magic

by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017

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Jul 17

shelf friend

When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.

I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.

#i don't need you anymore #i'm dating somebody. so i'll put you up on the shelf until i have a need for you.

by Pix_n_stones July 16, 2017

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Jul 16

Verbal Handcuffs

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.

Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)

#stfu #cat lady #word receptacle #shart #tiger's wife mad

by pseudonymho February 03, 2010

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Jul 15

Gladimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin

Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

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Jul 14

orange russiandrugs

An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.

Did you see that video of Donny on Facebook? Some chick gave him an orange russian!

#white russian

by Dysentery Harry July 14, 2017

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Jul 13

Unload the groceries

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.

by GPRetto July 13, 2017

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Jul 12

net neutrality

An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

You sir, are an idiot!

#net #neutrality #fucking #idiot #truck #tubes

by Cam!!!!!111oneoneone! August 22, 2006

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