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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Everyone always spells my last name wrong.
The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.
Man 1: "Dude, what's with all the Nerf guns?"
Man 2: "I'm stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."
Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.
"Yo bro how'd that date go?"
"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad." "Sorry to hear it bro."
1. The biggest casino in the world for people of Main Street (bigger than Las Vegas).
2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for emotional reasons.
1. (two average Joes on Main Street)
John: I diversify my investments by spreading my dollars across many stocks. Steve: Don't you realize you're gambling? John: My stock broker says I'm not gambling. Steve: Technically you're not gambling, but your stock broker is. 2. (two brokers on Wall Street) Trever: Did you hear apple supply is up this year? Dave: Sell! Sell! Sell! Tever: But you didn't let me finish my ... Dave: Buy! Buy! Buy!
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date. 3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry! Raul: Really?! Jess: Ew, no!
The terrible feeling you get the day you have to go back to work after more than two days off due to a holiday.
I went back to work after Christmas weekend with Holiday Hangover.
Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened.
Matt: I'll beat you at ping pong again, like I did last time.
Caleb: Matt the last time you beat me at ping pong was back when Britney Spears was still hot.
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