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Oct
21
What is that for? Why did you do that? Why is that here?
"What da fuh? Didn't I tell you I was providing drinks? Take the coffee back to your car; nobody drinks coffee at a party!"
by Judybthe1 October 08, 2014
Oct
20
Developed in Japan, has two modes: 'bed' and 'coat.' Can be worn as a coat or used as an inflatable bed. Allows a person to sleep anywhere they want, and is one size fits all.
Mike: "What a great idea! The wearable bed."

Ann: "Yeah, I wish I thought of that."
by yes juanito yes October 08, 2014
Oct
19
While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation
I side-texted Vin to give me excuse get out of Jay's group message to hangout.
by Dk683 October 07, 2014
Oct
18
A selfie you take with your bros
Did you see the bromance in your boyfriend's brofie?
by Brofie October 07, 2014
Oct
17
I don't want to fucking text you
You: I love you
bae: I'm going to sleep
by Lord screw you guys October 11, 2014
Oct
16
somebody with ebola; or an insult for a person who gets somebody worked-up (used by students in my school)
My dad is an ebola-head because he installed spy software on my laptop!
by Eevee35 October 11, 2014
Oct
15
The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."
by creaternity March 23, 2006