Jan 6
Manly tits or saggy man boobs
That fat guy over there has some beefy tits
by dickslapyou2015
January 01, 2016
Jan 5
(noun): a state of mind carrying a degree of similarity to mindfuck; when one is so incredibly overwhelmed by positive emotion and/or refusal to believe in the concurrent situation that the only words traversing both their brain and mouth are 'wow' and 'fuck'.
He was unable to speak for the sheer amount of wowfuck clouding his brain as he found her in his arms.
by DélicateDevotchka
January 02, 2016
Jan 4
What people say when they dun understand what the fuck ur saying
A: Hey, is quantum mechanices a form of elopitcly?
B: ??
B: ??
by Jun Sang Park
May 24, 2008
Dec 30
somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called "Step-Douche", "Step-Ass" and so on.
Alyssa: Why are you so sad?
Jess: My step-fucker just found me smoking grass.
Jess: My step-fucker just found me smoking grass.
by PhobiaOfEvertything
December 28, 2015
Dec 29
When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.
As Ryan stared into his television screen he realized that this Netflix and Jill session would end more quickly than he anticipated.
Toward the end of Drew's Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks
Toward the end of Drew's Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks
by Little Guy RyRy
December 22, 2015
Dec 28
A person suffering from severe constipation.
Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.
by frenchie 312
December 23, 2015
Dec 27
someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?
That's my Instagram Bae
That's my Instagram Bae
by CrisTheGarza
December 25, 2015
