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A generic term for any form of sport involving a ball, and especially those with "ball" in their name. Often derogatory.
Hey, I was hoping to hang out with Jared today, but he would rather watch his silly sportsball on TV.
A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.
Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.
While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.
Damn bro, here I am at this wedding looking all nice, and I just committed peehicular manslaughter on these nice ass slacks.
This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.
Davi - Are we going to get Chimichangas
Gus - Is a frogs ass water tight.
When you are invited to a party or event and don't really feel like going, but you feel some sort of obligation to attend. Like peer pressure, but related specifically to going to a party.
Yeah, I don't really feel like going to John's party, I'm sooooo tired... but I told everyone I would be there, so I'll probably surrender to party pressure.
Making a nice (fake) gesture for someone when you don't really mean it, hoping that the person who you are making that gesture to won't actually as you for a favor, or follow up on that offer you made. You just say it to seem like a nice person. This phrase is used in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Larry David: Well, If there is anything I can do, let me know.
Marty Funkhouser: You know what, there is something you can do. Larry David: What, are you kidding? Marty Funkhouser: What, you didn't mean it? Larry David: Of course not! Marty Funkhouser: Well why did you say it then? Larry David: You know, it's an empty gesture; something to say! Larry David (saying to Jeff Greene): Don't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser, they'll take you up on it!
It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
These ribs are delicious and messy, but I have to keep my pinky clean cause its my iFinger.
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