Aug 18
"Only losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin all those diems."
-summer
by Zed72 August 14, 2017
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Aug 17
Any passenger for Uber or Lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.
I got a text, an email and an alert on my mobile device from (ridesharing company) about how dirty my car is. Came to find out it was a fucking ride critic that complained about the water spots on the right side windows.
by DecemberTwentynine August 09, 2017
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Aug 16
The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive
"She's so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes."
by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017
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Aug 15
Equivalent to Fem. "Maiden Name " When a man changes his name to match that of his partner, his former surname is his "Bachelor Name "
When filling out this form, your Bachelor Name goes on line two.
by F5Bobcat August 09, 2017
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Aug 14
Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses
I just can't Trump today.
by Mandyjane August 09, 2017
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Aug 13
Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you
Babe I want a freaky paragraphs
by Dark side August 09, 2017
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Aug 12
The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.
1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.

2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?

3) John: wyd?

Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
by TeaInTheMoment August 09, 2017
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