Sep 22
"Cigarette Etiquette"

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers
"Hey, that's my last dart, where's your Cigarettiquette?"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"
by Maltese Farrell September 21, 2017
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Sep 21
When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!
by Indianshreker September 16, 2017
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Sep 20
When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.
"Yo Kyle, we're f*cking having a tea off on saturday."
by 4yryahrd September 16, 2017
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Sep 19
An everlasting feeling of need to start clicking, usually on social sites such as Facebook, Instagram, Google, Pinterest, etc.
I can't stop searching Pinterest, I've got a click itch.
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by ConfettiTechie September 15, 2017
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Sep 18
When something really great happened the day prior.
Person #1: Last night's party was lit!

Person #2: Yaaassss, yassderday's party was soooo liiittt
by KEMMA SLAY September 16, 2017
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Sep 17
A Hiccup burp.

The painful eruption of gas flowing up the esophagus, while simultaneously hiccuping.
Josh: "arghhaaaaHhhs"
Justin: "wtf was that?"
Josh: "oh you know, I HIRPED."
by Koalaaahh September 16, 2017
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Sep 16
Acronym. Stands for "If you know what I mean". Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with "AITYD" (and I think you do).
"I could really go for a tossed salad for lunch."

"Oh, I've got a salad for you to toss, IYKWIM...AITYD."
by erin® November 24, 2003
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