May 26
When you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave.
I was waving to Eddy at the show and Phil thought I was waving to him. Awkward... Phil waved back to me as he was caught in a whoopsie wave. It's almost as bad as when Jim invited me to lunch, thinking I was Tony because his phone contacts were screwed up resulting in Jim texting me with an invite.
by the coMANd'r April 14, 2014
May 25
When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
by the coMANd'r August 26, 2014
May 24
The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
by the coMANd'r October 27, 2014
May 22
A computer used exclusively for porn.
I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.
by UNSTABLETON_LIVE May 18, 2015
May 21
The chicken coop is the house or apartment where you keep all the drugs. (Mainly kilos of cocaine aka "chickens")

You never sleep at the chicken coop or do business there. Noone should know where your chicken coop is except for you.

We call it a chicken coop because that's where you go to lay your chickens down to sleep at night.
"Some fuck boys tried robbing the crib last night. Good thing I had the stash at the chicken coop."

"Got about 4 birds at the chicken coop fam, let me know if you want them take about a hour to get em.

"What's happening g"
"Shit fam at the chicken coop, breaking down these birds right quick"

Man I need to start moving some keys Bruh, got about 7 or 8 chickens all cooped up right now.
by Booosiebad May 16, 2015
May 20
short for "Downtown LA" or "Downtown Los Angeles"
Girl: Are you in Pasadena yet?
Guy: No I'm still in DTLA, it'll be about 4 more hours.
by zooeyville April 07, 2010
May 19
Distance between 50 & 100 yards.
It's down yonder.
by Big Shawn May 16, 2015

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