Dec 26
On my way to steal your girl.
*Hair & outfit on fleek, driving a new car"
Guy: I'm omw2syg
by SMY December 24, 2014
Dec 25
When someone or something, is acting asinine.
Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.
by SantaFucksRaindeer December 02, 2014
Dec 24
The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.
by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014
Dec 23
A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.
Friend: Did you get an iPod for Christmas?
You: I got an MP3 player, but it was a Grandma fooler.
by tbirdwhoever November 28, 2009
Dec 22
When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.
-"Sweet or savoury?"
-"I DONT KNOW!"
-"You're not helping my baker's block!"
by *Lea* April 18, 2014
Dec 21
when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before
omg drunk yoga was soooo hard today
by Becauseisaidso December 04, 2014
Dec 20
A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.
The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.
by jrott January 06, 2011

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