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The act of going to the toilet when you don't really need to, to make sure you don't need to go later. Usually conducted prior to long car journeys or departure from drinking establishments.
Her:"lets leave this pub before your too drunk to leave"
Him:"OK, but I need to take an insurance piss first"
when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her....
Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"
Can you believe Jennifer didn't have a date for the prom? She must be suffering from somebody's girl syndrome.
1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.
The two men had been seeing each other for 5 years and engaged for 9 months before they decided to make their relationship permanent by garriage.
The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony. The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.
By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example).
Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.
"Boy, that was a heck of a down field block by Michael Vick, I tell you what."
"I tell you what, the Seattle Seahawks came here to play tonight."
A generic term for any form of sport involving a ball, and especially those with "ball" in their name. Often derogatory.
Hey, I was hoping to hang out with Jared today, but he would rather watch his silly sportsball on TV.
A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.
Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.
While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.
Damn bro, here I am at this wedding looking all nice, and I just committed peehicular manslaughter on these nice ass slacks.
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