The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.
Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.
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tsultrim
When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.
Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.
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AtTheGate
When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).
(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!
(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone! (Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P (Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
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Darklinkkyle
A phrase used to describe the quality of work difference of that of private enterprise and the government.
BILL: I think we should start over, we did not do such a good job. Someone may get hurt.
WALTER: Don't worry, its close enough for government work.
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word genie
When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.
Nikki introduced Nelson to Chloe and Cathy two months ago. Now they're BFF with Nelson but don't even talk to Nikki anymore. She got friend jacked.
The feeling of regret after posting a particular item on Facebook, such as a status update, photo or video.
There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
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JustinJon
To eat a large quantity of food (usually unhealthy food) rapidly due to extreme hunger.
I didn't have any breakfast or lunch, so I totally just slam nommed a large pizza.
Dude, I'm starving. I'm going to slam nom some pork rinds when we get home.
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Raneyroo
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