Aug 16
The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive
"She's so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes."
by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017
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Aug 15
Equivalent to Fem. "Maiden Name " When a man changes his name to match that of his partner, his former surname is his "Bachelor Name "
When filling out this form, your Bachelor Name goes on line two.
by F5Bobcat August 09, 2017
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Aug 14
Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses
I just can't Trump today.
by Mandyjane August 09, 2017
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Aug 13
Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you
Babe I want a freaky paragraphs
by Dark side August 09, 2017
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Aug 12
The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.
1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.

2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?

3) John: wyd?

Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
by TeaInTheMoment August 09, 2017
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Aug 11
Upperwear is the wardrobe you create when you work on line or on TV and are only 'seen' from the waist up.
During video calls and meetings she wore professional looking Upperwear, such as blazers with pearls, while at the same wearing jogging pants.
by julietis August 04, 2017
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Aug 10
Hyperbole taken to its absolute, laughably untrue extreme. Often utilized to unintentionally ridiculous effect by obnoxious morons.
Trump's love of Trumperbole may just get some of us killed.
by Just Another Ghost Writer August 09, 2017
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