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'what are you, new?!'
by HM December 17, 2003
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Acting as if you have no clue of what is going on. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
I DID call you yesterday.Why you acting all "new"?

You know that you were supposed to call ME yesterday. You can act "new" if you want to.
by MsDanielle April 26, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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That which is not old.
by Eric November 04, 2003
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Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
by Rob October 23, 2004
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I just spent fourteen hours straight at N.E.W. Kill me, please.
by The Alyx of Troy September 22, 2007
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short for tooheys new an australian beer brewed and bottled in NEW south wales
by coxy1987 February 04, 2010
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A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.
Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.
by Cliff March 31, 2004
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