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1.
new
someone who is clueless
'what are you, new?!'
by HM December 17, 2003
 
2.
new
Acting as if you have no clue of what is going on. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
I DID call you yesterday.Why you acting all "new"?

You know that you were supposed to call ME yesterday. You can act "new" if you want to.
by MsDanielle April 26, 2006
 
3.
new
Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
by Rob October 23, 2004
 
4.
new
That which is not old.
by Eric November 04, 2003
 
5.
Synonymous with Hell
I just spent fourteen hours straight at N.E.W. Kill me, please.
by The Alyx of Troy September 22, 2007
 
6.
new
A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.
Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.
by Cliff March 31, 2004
 
7.
new
an unknowing novice about a different concept.
"It's a new fashion trend mom. You don't know anything. You're so new."
by princess August 27, 2003