Top Definition
word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.
'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'
by noofruit March 04, 2006
10 Words related to even
Verb. Something that white girls can't do.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
by Jp331 July 14, 2014
First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.
I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.
by sawlid September 11, 2003
Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval
He's totally rocking the porn moustache look

Even!
by Luisa78 June 01, 2006
An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
by The Almaster July 17, 2014
the funniest word in the english language
the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it
by Billy Sorenson March 22, 2003
Among multiple meanings, even is used sometimes on the internet (most prominently Tumblr) as the ability to understand an idea that may seem too complicated for that person's intelligence, most often in a negative manner.
Example: I can't even!
by KoopaTroopaKing December 31, 2014

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