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maltext

text message that is mistyped or misdirected
1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.

Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"

Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"
by Millie350 October 7, 2009
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kawd

A way to say god or gosh.
Used to express being annoyed, etc.
Oh my kawd I can't believe it, gurl!

Did you seriously just do that?....KAWD!
by variousINTERN October 17, 2012
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bromanization

The conversion of a language or phrase into a dialect proper for use by bros.
"Joseph" -> "Broseph"
"awesome" -> "brahsome"
"community" -> "brommunity"

Creating such beautiful words requires mastery of the fine art of bromanization.
by lolmaster777 January 5, 2011
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Martin-Leigh

Martin-Leigh goes by many names but the most common is chief reasons unknown, and he's a fine example of perfection in every way and if thats hard to believe ask your mother, he also has an amazing taste in music and shouldn't be questioned or doubted by anyone YOU FUCKING KNOWS IT!!
martin-leigh is the closest thing to god
by chief565 January 25, 2010
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Pawgust

Celebrating the features of a Phat Ass White Girl (Pawg) in August. The month for all them pawgs out there.
Shane: Fellas its Pawgust
Pat: Dam thats my favourite month
by Elememe August 9, 2021
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julyssa

Julyssa is one amazing girl. She is practically perfect in every way possible. The kind of person you want around you to brighten up your worst days. She's most beautiful and lovable girl in and around Elgin, who has the cutest voice ever, the most gorgeous girl to ever to walk this planet!!
by Lolswagg January 27, 2014
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Oliver Dare

His hair is the cause of Global Warming, they are estimated a 2000 Degrees Celsius, Fattest Ranga dog cunt to ever live
He's an Oliver Dare
by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 28, 2021
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