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qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp

This is when you are at the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to write four letters in a criss cross of the first row and the second row of your keyboard repeatedly
you are bored so you typed qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp
by drago_washere September 19, 2023
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West Chester

Everyone here thinks they're the shit. They all drink Natty or some cheap vodka and blackout every weekend. Not as rich as Westchester (in New York) but some wealthy people reside here. 7/11 in known for slurppies and drug deals and penns table is where to be for some killer breakfast. Lastly, the school rankings go Henderson, Rustin, then East.
West Chester is boring get me outta here
by Prpskrp December 30, 2016
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sea food diet

A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!

This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!

Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.

Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.

Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.

Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.

Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!

Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008
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Xanaport

To lose cognizance when taking Xanax, therefore being transported though space and time
I'm so glad xanaporting is a thing cause I'd hate to be conscious for this flight.
by Yuiiuo June 25, 2020
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by Aquapig April 15, 2015
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National Send Nudes Day

April 25th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*
by Gion April 25, 2024
mugGet the National Send Nudes Daymug.

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.
Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023
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