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Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
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Shitty Sullivan

The cousin of the dirty sanchez, a full beard of feces instead of just a little under the nose.
Jesse: did you end up going to cody's last night?

Tanner: Yeah I gave him such a shitty sullivan!

Jesse: Thats fucking gross but he deserves it cuz hes a drunk irish bastard.
by -Irish Thunder Hunter March 3, 2010
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Sinbone

Sinbone a racist person discriminating 2nd adolf hitler
Don't be a racist like sinbone
by Jklrt November 4, 2019
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Grighten

The art of brightening one's day with a story about virtual machines.
Mike: I just deleted the VM that took a whole night copying from one machine to the other!

Dan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH, MIKE, YOU JUST GRIGHTENED MY DAY
by Dansiels August 26, 2007
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saba

She doesn't have many friends and is very insecure, she is a total bookworm and is usually caught reading romance books due to her insane warped perception of love. Saba is in love with her male friend, but he probably doesn't know and she's too scared to tell him, it doesn't matter because he probably likes her friend. she's the other woman.
girl: Saba is sitting by herself again, what a loser
boy: come on dude, she's been through enough
by otherwoman October 20, 2022
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pussy timeshare

To have full knowledge of and full agreement with a buddy to share in the sexual promiscuousness of a said female
Yo man, I thought some drama was gonna go down after she hooked up with both our roommates. But they worked it out and now they have a pussy timeshare
by Iron Butterfly 91 October 28, 2011
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semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females
1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!
by Give 'er again December 20, 2008
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