Urban Dictionary

Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.

Small pieces of paper dispersed throughout college campus that have three words printed in very small font on them. The small text lures in the prey, only to read the words "nothin. fuckin idiot."

The act of a male deficating into a female's mouth, and then having her perform oral sex while the fecies is steaming in her mouth.

when a guy sticks his fingers in a another guys butt hole and then saves the giz for the other guy to use to rinse his mouth out after brushing his teeth and then uses it as shavin cream

The day where you get to choose a Homie to fuck without it being gay, when a person chooses a Homie to fuck the chosen person can not say no to the offer. Dec 1 is when Fuck Your Homie Day happens

Furious. Really mad

Comes off nice and geniune but does not have a sincere interest. Loves the attention of men and will often lead men on.

Very coinceded and high maintenance. Loves to be the center of attention; often very flirty and sociable. Because Alexandra's love attention they are likley to be involved in activities that require them to be on stage.

Love to promote themselves without being outlandishily arrogant. Secretly bitchy.