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Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many
Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret
by Soloshit June 5, 2022
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fagtard

n. (root: faggot, retard) One who is both homosexual and mentally handicapped. One who is lame, idiotic, stupid.

adj. (fagtarded) Used to describe that which resembles, personifies, or possesses the qualities of a fagtard.
n. "Melissa is a fucking fagtard!"
adj. "United States foreign policy is totally fagtarded!"
by iinfection.com February 4, 2004
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Social Media Expert

1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.

2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.

2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
by Social Media Student April 27, 2009
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simp

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.
by ayyhoe May 7, 2020
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Lasterhaft

Die gemeinsame Definition im Deutschunterricht lautete: Ficken. Fressen. Saufen.
1: *Danton verhält sich sehr lasterhaft.
2: *Sei nicht so lasterhaft.
by Hellkasra July 6, 2018
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camboppeled

The state of being extremely confused, not knowing or understanding.
Joe Biden was camboppeled when the reporter asked him a simple question.
by Xargah June 30, 2021
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nadine ross

Nadine Ross is the side villain in Uncharted 4. She was trying to get the treasure with her partner Rafe, before Nathan Drake, Samuel Drake, and Victor Sullivan got it. She was also the main character in Uncharted Lost Legacy.
Hey Nadine Ross did you find the fricking treasure.
by parth the boss July 2, 2018
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