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Everyone wants some BSP.
Why? Because BSP has game!
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Choose BSP and listen today!
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I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
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