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mechanicsburg ohio

A village in which everyone is either a meth head or heroin addict. If you're not you're the target. Pizza shops on every corner, next to your local cornfield.

"I've heard of it I never thought that place really existed." "I heard Mechanicsburg is like a void or blackhole, once you go in you never come out til you die." Mechanicsburg Ohio

by Broke Boy Gucci December 8, 2017

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Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.

Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.

by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012

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friday best

Attire you would wear to go out on a Friday (night). A stylish outfit with accessories that is not formal. Ideal for parties and clubs.

See you boys at the party tonight, be in your Friday best.

by NDC March 4, 2018

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rimblow

a simultaneous blowjob and rimjob, either:

1. blowing someone and getting rimmed
2. rimming someone and getting blown
3. getting rimmed and getting blown
4. blowing someone and rimming someone

Aiden, a nerd, gets fucked by the star athlete, Luke, for popularity every Friday in the locker room. Coach Matt accidentally walks in once.

Matt: Hey! This isn't allowed! Stop!
Luke: Please don't get us in trouble, it just how school works.
Matt: I mean, I'm not suggesting anything, but if I were to get *super* relieved, I would forget to punish you.

Immediately, Aiden pulls Matt's pants down and sucks his BBC, while Luke begins to rim Aiden's hairy ass, starting a series of rimblows. (Aiden- 1) After that, Matt pushes Luke aside and starts rimming Aiden's tight hole, while Luke starts going down on Matt's cock smelling his curly pubes. (Matt- 2) Later, Aiden blows Luke's pencil dick, while Aiden sits on Matt's face, getting his ass eaten and rimmed. (Luke- 3) Finally, Luke starts fucking Aiden, and the Coach licks the dick and ass as they move. In the end, they all cum happily ever after.

by aiden6969 November 4, 2023

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potential wife

Acting as a wife, but not quiet married yet. Doing things such as cleaning, cooking and catering to your man without having to be told do, only because you choose to do so. Proving yourself that you can be a wife, in ways that's being shown.

Taking the "wife" title and putting use into it without documents.

"I want to better myself and be a potential wife to my man this year."

by Jessicaleanne April 13, 2016

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