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Ashism

Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt
Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism
by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005
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banitsa

The greatest motherfucking thing ever.Goes great with boza.Made from flour and cheese and magic, banitsa is the food that Bulgarians eat for breakfast.And as we know bulgarians can't be wrong.
I ate a banitsa and my dick grew an inch.
I'd like a banitsa and boza, please.
If I had to eat one last thing before I die,it would be a banitza.
by BULGARBEAST July 8, 2011
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Dog

by big Boi12342 January 24, 2020
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poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
by Archonoclast December 9, 2008
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pb&j

To fuck a girl on her period using poop as lube
Eddie: "yo my girls on her period I cant have sex"
Chode Marco: "that dont matter give her a pb&j"
by fire dog dog April 24, 2014
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Squintzy Workout

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!
by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010
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Timmay

by Darxide February 11, 2003
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