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ablortion

The ultimate act of sexual deviance where the father gets a blow job from his baby momma while his child is being aborted.
Did you know Planned Parenthood will let you do an ablortion?

Instead of a blumpkin, I talked her into an ablortion.

I got off so hard from that ablortion watching my child get sucked out while she was sucking me off!
by Penis Curtains January 12, 2021
mugGet the ablortionmug.

Purty Sanchez

When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"

You look so purty.
She was a real looker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!
by Halston Tankdave May 27, 2021
mugGet the Purty Sanchezmug.

zig

The spaceship that one assumed control of in zero-wing. Moved for great justice and phine pussy.
Move "Zig".
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the zigmug.

Paxton

Wow look at those toes! Must be Paxton's.
by skittlewaggler October 21, 2022
mugGet the Paxtonmug.

back dollar

The largest bill you have.

This originated from the system of placing your one dollar bills in the front of your wallet and moving back to the largest in the back. For example: you have two one dollar bills, a five, and a hundred... you would put them in in that order.
He's so broke that his back dollar is a one.
by The Red Willow October 27, 2008
mugGet the back dollarmug.

Your significant other your mother

worse than your mom gay, your granny tranny, your grand pap a trap, your sister a mister and your family tree LGBT combines...
Jaiman: Your mom gay
Kris: Your sister a mister
Jaiman: Don't make m...
Kris: Your granny tranny
Jaiman: Your significant other your mother

All stars launch into the sun causing it to expand by 3 times, engulfing all neighbouring solar systems and planets leaving only the sun and earth. The sun then says yeeticus Maximus and proceeds to collide into Kris making him explode into 1723548 pieces. Thus leaving Jaiman king of the cosmos
by Epic dabber 34 May 14, 2018
mugGet the Your significant other your mothermug.

eh

eh man??
by eh?man? October 4, 2022
mugGet the ehmug.

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