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kleptocluck

Someone who steals only to then trade for something much lesser in value as to which its almost given away.
They're such a kleptocluck.
by ChaCha822 April 7, 2022
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Vauxhall Insignia

Surprise! It’s the greatest car ever produced. By far better than its competitor Mond...🤮Mondeo
Wow look at that vauxhall insignia, it’s much better than the mond... 🤮mondeo
by LegendInsignia May 27, 2020
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sch

Omnipresent prefix in German. So many words use the sch:schwamm,schere,scherenschnitt,schadenfreude,schule,schultasche,schlampe (don't ask what does this means).
GermanGuy1337:Ich kann schere der scherenschnitt von der schwamm schule schultasche,schlampe,und schadenfreude du.
GermanCritic420:And yes again,that's a literal German phrase!
by NonBad February 25, 2020
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GENICON

a much-fantasized-about sexual partner envisioned during sexual activity that assists one in facilitating orgasmic pleasure when their regular partner isn't cutting the mustard.
She became increasingly bored and turned off with her bald, flabby-bellied, hairy-assed husband, that during their bone dances together, she heavily relied upon her genicons, and power-operated toys, for fulfillment.
by weave September 17, 2003
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LedLighting

Just a new term for Gaslighting, just to keep up with the times
Simona : You've been LedLighting me this whole time Karl!!!!
Karl : Chill, it's all in your head, Simona!
by rabid_gator May 13, 2023
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sarikh

Big hairy man with a beautiful moustache. Studies Mathematics 24/7 and has pubes on his maths book (he's hairy)
That guy is such a sarikh, he's so maths
by currymxncher_ May 3, 2022
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Courtney

1. A Passionate, Gorgeous, Sexy, and Smart girl. Courtney’s are popular, outgoing and always fun to be around. They can be bitchy, but that’s just because they are better than you. They are often the life of the party and like it that way. Courtney’s eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, corners of the earth.

2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.

3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.

4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.

5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
Man, did you see that girl! She was a Courtney!

I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.

(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.

I wish I was more like Courtney

Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
by Courtstheshitandyourstill2nd February 7, 2010
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