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Schlüger is a non-real currency created by Schlügerton. They are worth .16 USD. They are transferable through dating up the other desired member of each transaction and verbally announcing the amount and recipient of said transaction.
by Schlügerton November 20, 2024
Get the schlüger mug.A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday
What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.
by lordnsaviorofjorts May 18, 2023
Get the Jort Monday mug.verb~ to set ones mind when a goal must be met; to dig down deep into ones soul and execute ones will.
When lost in the wilderness Jim knew he would starve to death if he didn't nerp up and hunt for food.
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Get the Nerp mug.Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.
Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"
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