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knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.
Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!
by SarahJane March 3, 2004
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I love us

A proclamation of mutual affection within a group of friends. Not including Sasha.
Jon "I love us!!!!"

Sasha "...What does that even mean?!?"
by Mr. Commodore Cock May 3, 2011
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Carc (Cark, Carke)

A derogatory slur against caucasian (typically heterosexual) males, originating from the Caucasus mountains meaning an overall bad person with "a penis so miniscule as to make a man unable to satisfy woman of any weight"

It has also been thought the word is derived from the french carcasse used when referring to early 1800s sick and dying Americans near Canada's border.
straight caucasian male: that guy is a fucking Carc (Cark, Carke).
bi non-caucasian female: yeah def a Carc.
straight caucasian male: Woah! you can't say that!
by Adelaide Phd February 19, 2024
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jalemo

A little bit, but like really really tiny. Like atom sized. A random word I made up one day :P
Person 1: Hey did you hear this person got hit by a bus? Apparently they are in a very critical and unstable condition..
Person 2: Yeah. There's not even a jalemo of chance that they'll make it out alive.
Person 1: I feel so bad for them.
Person 2: Me too.
by miloreallylikescats June 6, 2023
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no us

The ultimate comeback to "no you", previously thought to be the most powerful come it doesn't compare to "no us".
Bill: Your mom gay
Tom: no you
Bill: no us

*Tom gets erased from existence*
by MacDaddy'02 June 7, 2018
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MUaHLONNBEXICAKFRUCA

2 country's in one place muahlonnbexico akfrubeilownnia. Only on the supreme benningfield junior universe's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created muahlonnbexicakfruca by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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woot

a word, to show emotion; happiness and other things.
WOOT! i got 100% on my math test!
by olive1994... January 6, 2009
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