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Jerkingoff

FlexingMyJimmy:ChicksWontGrowJimmys!"
Jit Jerkingoff!
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Melancholy Winkler

Tiny shriveled penis. The name of uprising local band coming out of the bay area.
Man, you gotta dick like a Melancholy Winkler!
by nick April 24, 2004
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Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.
I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.
by Kalisiin June 18, 2014
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kameeron

A BITCH FROM HELL SHE IS A HOE DONT BE BEST FRIENDS WITH HER SHE WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK AND LAME IT ALLON YOU WHEN SHIT GO DOWN SHE IS A SNAKE...she is ehhhh and have a little booty
kameeron is so chicc and such a whore
by ashley kinsley November 14, 2017
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St. Louis Screwdriver

The act of fucking a girl who has lost her legs. She sits on top of you as you proceed to spin her as she uses her arms to go up and down, hence completing the St. Louis Screwdriver.
Shortly after Rosanne was cut in half, on account of a terrible lukemia charity moster truck rally accident, Bradley then proceeded to give her the good ole' St. Louis Screwdriver.
by Trevor Sutton January 10, 2009
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The 'Spelmann'

The Spelmann:
Taken from Magician pop culture - where celebrity mentalist Marc Spelmann is famed for his eponymous pose.

Description:
When a magician, mentalist or mind reader pauses for a moment to contemplate before revealing an astonishing prediction or fact. Hands are often clasped together, head is tilted to one side, one eyebrow is raised quizically, before said god-like magician points directly at the participant for the revelation. Cue much stunned applause and wonderment.
Known in magical circles and based on celebrity Mentalist and general hunky magician Marc Spelmann.
Magician #1:
"Man, at my show last night these girls were hooked on every word I was saying, and I was being paid by the hour so I really milked it, giving it The 'Spelmann' and everything"
Magician #2:
"Mate - lend me his lecture notes!!"
by Sassy_Toes March 15, 2010
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InMo

an abbreviated portmanteau of Internal Monologue, as In(ternal)Mo(nologue)

Used in a literary sense to repsresent the thoughts of the narrator in another character, often exaggerating and lampooning the narrator in the process.
My lungs were vacuous as she approached me. She pushed her hair back and smiled from only the corners of her mouth.

"Hello," I managed to exhale.

"Nice legs," added the InMo, swirling his scotch
by CheetahMastah March 26, 2007
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