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The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.
by urban pervert Apr 8, 2003 share this
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Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
by mkic0n Jan 20, 2003 share this
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One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC Mar 15, 2004 share this
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton Dec 10, 2003 share this
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A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
by TheSheriff Jun 17, 2004 share this
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~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by Doug Jan 23, 2005 share this
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Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
by Marquiz Teniente Mar 4, 2004 share this
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