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1. crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
2. crunchy
quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
by nycbella Dec 15, 2003 share this
3. crunchy
May 17, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
The characteristics of a neo hippy.
Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
by Nina Jul 28, 2003 share this
4. Crunchy
The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.
-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"
5. crunchy
"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
6. Crunchy
Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.

A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.

This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.

Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.

Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!

Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
7. crunchy
Feeling stupid; Crunch
Don't you feel Crunchy,
or
Crunch when someone does something stupid
by Taylor Aug 22, 2003 share this
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