12 definitions by spideyskin
When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology
After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.
by spideyskin June 1, 2021
After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob
by spideyskin March 17, 2018
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021